Radcliffe comes to me and says, ‘Mom, I have found my calling in life. It is to protect humans from the zombie apocalypse.’
I put him to bed and the next morning he tells me about his dream.
Radcliffe: ‘Mom, I dreamed about dolphins and that my bed was on fire.’
Me: ‘Hmmmm… What do you think that means?’
Radcliffe: ‘I don’t know. Maybe that I need balance in my life and that I shouldn’t sleep with matches.’
Words of wisdom to live by.