The Following Post is EXTREMELY NSFW: Proceed at Your Own Risk

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THE FOLLOWING POST IS EXTREMELY NSFW!!! IT IS DISTURBING AND NOT SUITABLE FOR WORK COMPUTERS OR IN THE PRESENCE OF PEOPLE THAT YOU CARE ABOUT WHAT THEY THINK ABOUT YOU–THEY WILL DEFRIEND YOU AND MAY NEVER SPEAK TO YOU AGAIN.

A little known tidbit that goes on in the writing/blogging world is the topic of how people find your work. Some of us go viral, have organic reach, are featured on larger sites, etc., and then some crevices of the internet seem to ‘stumble’ upon some of our work.

Let me be clear: most of our readers are our biggest cheerleaders, they support us, they love to read about our lives and they love whatever they are being taught or offered, and we absolutely love them back. Then, there are the others, the ‘trolls’ if you will. I had my first experience with trolls after my EXPO marker post went viral and I am still, 6 months later, getting hate mail on a weekly basis. Over markers. I shit you not.

Anyhow, did you know that we can see the search terms people use to find our work? Meaning when someone searches for a term, say EXPO markers for example, the EXPO marker website will show up in the Google search results, along with my blog post about the markers, and the subsequent post on Huffington Post. We can’t see who searched for it, so don’t panic if I’m about to talk about you, you’re about to get away with some nasty stuff. This is something I’ve had lots of conversations around, listening to the writers I know and how when pervs search for nasty things they end up finding my friends’ works.

Then I decided last week to look at mine.

Wow.

First, it has taken me a week to wrap my mind around some of these people. Then, I decided to crowd-source information from above said writers/bloggers for their most disturbing search terms that have landed them readers.  For the record, I think all of us have questioned humanity after this exercise.

WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ CANNOT BE UNREAD OR SEEN!!! YOU’VE BEEN WARNED!

For your disturbed reading pleasure:

*also, the grammatical errors have been left in…….

Mine:
I’m obsessed with anal and I like to run errands with my butt plug in
Licking armpits
Do moms like it in the butt

Teri Biebel / www.snarkfestblog.blogspot.com
Girl loosing her virginity to a cat

Sarah (est. 1975) / www.established1975.com
Girl gets stabbed in eyes 1975 chicago
Sanitary belt porn
80 year old fat fat sact pooping in underwear eating pron
grandson relieves grandmas itchy pussy stories
Egypt girls tits pits
Big bust boobs 1975
My man want to shave my pubic hair with shape his initial name
Pooping panty
Forced Keds smelling
Sex urine 1975 fuck
Pool party foot odor
Husband orgasms quietly
Details of every part or organs of sexy girls
Women sitting on floor and sharting and pissing in panties

Linda Roy / www.elleroywashere.com
Do crack addicts drink ice coffee?
Real mom ass
Urinal sticker fly

Lola Lolita / www.sammichespsychmeds.com
Too big for you mom
My dicks too big for you
Hookers advertise on paypal
9 month pregnant f*cking photo
doing sex during baby
butt crack jeans
Hitler spanking

Meredith Gordon / www.BadSandy.com
See through pussy at the gym

Deva Dalporto / www.mylifesuckers.com
Boob torture
Saggy tits
Boobs open
Open boobs
Torture my tits

Jen Mann / www.peopleiwanttopunchinthethroat.com
Deep throat
I want to punch my husband in the throat
I want to punch Jen Mann in the throat

Lea Grover / www.becomingsupermommy.blogspot.com
Fat Jewish Girl Boobs

 Mike Cruse / www.papadoespreach.com
Lonely boy spanks wife

Sarah Marie / www.YogaPantsMafia.com
Fucked my own mom in yoga pants
Seduce my dad in yoga pants

Jessica Rapisarda / www.WelcometotheBundle.com
Flatty pancake boobs
Blog + bunghole

Jenn Rian / www.jennrian.com
Scrubbing floors in underwear
Woman that laundry isn’t going to wash itself
My vagina has a very big hole
Girl with monkey toes
Jenn rian breastfeeding
Jenn rian boobs
Looks at my moms boobs
Women who pee in the bed
Pictures of women who have to pee

Jen Kom / www.JVKom.com
Naked little boys

Darcy Perdu / www.SoThenStories.com
Painted tits
Vagina parade
Free clown hugs
Mickey mouse tits
Amazing atheist bisexual
Beastiality swinger party and God is helping

Michele Matthews / www.scatteredwrecksblog.wordpress.com
Sex vomit

Lauren Stevens / www.lo-wren.com
Adult women in cloth diaper
Use breast pump as blow job
Getting f*cked with a breast pump on

So, now that all of you are seriously disturbed by this, go have a cocktail and question humanity.

12 thoughts on “The Following Post is EXTREMELY NSFW: Proceed at Your Own Risk

    1. I should note that all I can think of are a bunch of women pantsless, walking down the street taking wide steps with a smile and a hand mirror. Waving to the crown has never been made more difficult…….

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