I took Radcliffe for his check up, but first we stopped at the convenience store to get a drink.
I was reaching for a bottle of water when I heard Radcliffe say: ‘The little voice is telling me this is a bad idea, but the big voice is telling me this is a GREAT idea!’
He was reaching into the beer cooler. In front of three people.
We get to the doctors’ office and he, once again, found the reflex hammer. When the nurse started to take his blood pressure, he started to complain: ‘ooohh, this hurts!’
Nurse: ‘I’m sorry, it will be over quick!’
Radcliffe: ‘No, I’m talking about my claws coming out. You’re gonna need to move fast once this thing comes off.’