Dirty Hoe

My poor neighbors. The stuff they hear us talk about is enough to cause me to blush for eternity. The last few days have been no exception.

Radcliffe started screaming, ‘You dirty hoe, you’re nothing but a dirty hoe!’ over and over and over again. In the front yard. For all of my neighbors to hear.

After threatening to ground him indefinitely for using those words (after confirmation he’s been saying it at school as well), he says to me: ‘I don’t understand why I’m in trouble. It’s like the tool you use when you garden, but for minecraft.’

Ooooooohhhhh. That fucking game. I think it’s a dirty hoe……

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