I was sick today, and Radcliffe came to snuggle next to me to make me ‘feel betters’.
He took offense with my deodorant and told me that my armpits stink. He says, ‘Mom, you’re supposed to use soap under your armpits when you shower! You’re not doing a good job cleaning. You would be cleaner if I licked your armpits clean.’
Yeah, that made me ‘feel betters’.