We were riding in the car when Radcliffe wanted to discuss riding with his head out the window. When I told him that this was not safe, his response was, “but dogs ride with their heads out the window and they’re fine. I rode with my head out the window on the bus and I was safe.”

Then, I hear him whispering to Theodore, “I used your toothbrush to scrape poo off my shoe.” Thank goodness Theodore didn’t hear that.

When we got home, I walked by the living room and this is how he was watching television.