I took Theodore to the eye doctor today, and true to Mother-of-the-year form, he couldn’t make out the big E on the chart with his glasses on and his prescription doubled. Nice.
Then, I realized I misunderstood him before we left of whether or not he had eaten breakfast. I thought he had eaten breakfast. He had not. So, from the pharmacy across the hall he had animal crackers. Iced. For breakfast.
Anyhow, he happily got a new pair of glasses, plus a new pair of sports glasses for tennis (he’s so excited!)
We went to get them and Radcliffe says to him (in his best astronaut voice-who he is for the afternoon– “it’s comfortable”): “Theodore, you look like a NEW REAL boy!”
Theodore: “I know!”